Fuck me, I never would have figured that one out. Before I turn in tonight I intend to kneel down and thank God for the Local Authority Coordinators of Regulatory Services and the vitally important work they do.
I’ve recently added White Lies to the very short list of contemporary acts that do it for me. The single To Lose My Life has been a fixture of daytime Radio 1 for a few weeks now and the debut album came out this Monday (I had my copy by lunchtime). It takes about four or five listens before you realise how excellent it is and I reckon their sound is best described as a very poppy Depeche Mode which, as far as this child of the Eighties is concerned, is no bad thing.
It's a long story I won't bore you with, but this week I came across CD copies of the first two albums by The Sundays (check out the video of their 1989 debut single Can't Be Sure above). I'd forgotten how much I loved this band and just how enchanting Harriet Wheeler's soaring and beautifully otherworldy vocals really were.
...I couldn't help recalling the following from P.J. O'Rourke's Parliament of Whores whilst watching today's beatification by media of Barak 'The One' Obama and seeing him deliver The Sermon on the Mount his inaugural address.
We treat the president of the United States with awe. We impute to him remarkable powers. We divine things by his smallest gestures. We believe he has the capacity to destroy the very earth, and – by vigorous perusal of sound economic policy - to make the land fruitful and all our endeavours prosperous. We beseech him for aid and comfort in our every distress and believe him capable of granting any boon or favour.
This type is recognisable to even a casual student of mythology. The president is not an ordinary politician trying to conduct the affairs of state as best he can. He is a divine priest-king. And we Americans worship our state avatar devoutly. That is, we do until he shows any sign of weakness. Sir James Frazer, in The Golden Bough, said:
Primitive peoples…believe that their safety and even that of the world is bound up with the life of one of these god-men…. Naturally, therefore they take great care of his life…. But no amount of care and precaution will prevent the man-god from growing old and feeble…. There is only one way of averting these dangers. The man-god must be killed.
Thus in our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails we hold an election and assassinate their character.
One of the major benefits of going to bed sober during the week is that I can tackle reading material a little more intellectually demanding than Roger's Profanisaurus.
Technically I fell off the midweek wagon on Tuesday evening but, considering it was the funeral of yet another of the old crowd who has departed this world so prematurely and unnecessarily, I think I can be forgiven for dropping in to the wake and necking a couple of pints in his memory. Except for that we’re at the end of week two of my new responsible drinking regimen. I can’t believe how much money I’m saving – or rather how much money I’m not spending!
Chesley B. 'Sully' Sullenberger III, you Da Man! What an awesome - not to mention heroic - example of the pilot's craft (it certainly puts my efforts in IL-2 into perspective). I was also most amused to read the following comment on the incident on the Samizdata blog.
Actually, it wasn't really a plane. It was a missile, surrounded by a hologram to look like a plane. Those people on the news - they're all actors. Don't you find it suspicious that there are so many Jews there? Also, if you look at the pictures in the water, it's not a real plane. It clearly has missing ailerons from the wing so COULD NOT POSSIBLY HAVE FLOWN. And there's no way emergency services could have been there so quickly - they must have known. This was done to, erm, not sure why but someone will think of something...
I’m pleased to say that I came through the first week of the first part of my stop drinking (to excess) strategy with flying colours. Today marks the longest I’ve voluntarily abstained from alcohol since…
since…
…well, since as long as I can remember.
The first part of the strategy is to cut the booze out on school nights and, like I said, I’ve thus far managed it no trouble at all. The second is to bring Friday nights into the equation - but not this Friday, I’m kicking that stage off next week.
Something I really, really miss about Sheffield is being spoiled for choice when it comes to quality ethnic food. In Lincoln you cannot get a decent Indian take out (or a pizza) for love nor money.
This afternoon/evening I happened to find myself in Sheffield and, after doing the customary circuit of my old stomping grounds and having the accompanying bout of melancholic yearning, I called in at one of my favourite take aways, picked up a 'Saturday Usual' and duly stuffed my face.
I was pleasantly surprised to discover that the proprietor remembered me after close on five years - even if he did tell me I'd put on a lot of weight since then.
...my Mansfield based (?) visitor who spent 8 hours 48 mins & 6 secs online today and who broke off at 21:55 to punch 'does dom bescoby masterbate (sic) furiously', into Google, it rather depends on what my motivation is.
I’ve done some fine tuning of Unfinished Business Part 2 and have also stuck in an extra 300 or so word section towards the end which provides additional context for some of my more venomous outpourings and hopefully makes me appear slightly less of a swivel-eyed misogynist*. Apart from that this hasn’t really been a productive week as I’m doing my level best to keep to my New Year Resolution which has resulted in me being fidgety as hell, has played havoc with my sleep patterns and has also left me unable to concentrate (although I’m told that passes after a few days). If you’re very lucky boys and girls I’ll fill you in with the details on Friday night by which time I’ll be a week into my new clean-living regimen.
*Mind you, considering that 'misogynist', like 'racist', is one of those words that has been redefined through semantic abuse and, when used in the adjective sense, now means 'that which is strongly disapproved of by Guardian readers', I don't exactly lose a great deal of sleep fretting about it.
When I was aged two/three I lived for a year in a village in Northumberland called Allendale and have held several vivid images of the place in my mind ever since. I remember what the house looked like; I remember my old man taking me paddling in a stony bedded river near a ford (doubtless the Health & Safety Gestapo would swoon with horror at such a thing these days); I remember a place that sold agricultural machinery and had several combine harvesters parked out front and I remember my old man taking me into the village on the crossbar of his pushbike and passing a stone cross by the side of the road. Between the spring and late autumn of 2003 I was in that part of the country (Whitley Bay to be precise) on a regular basis and had every intention of moving there permanently as soon as it was practical. But alas, it was not to be (a-fucking-gain). One Sunday afternoon my reason for being there and I drove out to Allendale and had lunch in a local pub where I discovered from talking to the locals that the agricultural equipment dealership had gone out of business sometime in the Eighties. However, even if I do say so myself and as the above pictures attest, I have a phenomenal memory and by the time we headed for home that evening I'd located everything else.