Dom's Rambles

Part of Down & Out in Sheffield & Lincoln

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

 

Well I Never!

In today’s ‘No Shit, Sherlock’ section we have the stunning revelation that kebabs don’t exactly make for healthy eating.

Study reveals 'shocking' kebabs

Fuck me, I never would have figured that one out. Before I turn in tonight I intend to kneel down and thank God for the Local Authority Coordinators of Regulatory Services and the vitally important work they do.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

 

I Like White Lies.

I’ve recently added White Lies to the very short list of contemporary acts that do it for me. The single To Lose My Life has been a fixture of daytime Radio 1 for a few weeks now and the debut album came out this Monday (I had my copy by lunchtime). It takes about four or five listens before you realise how excellent it is and I reckon their sound is best described as a very poppy Depeche Mode which, as far as this child of the Eighties is concerned, is no bad thing.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

 

A Lost Love Rediscovered.

It's a long story I won't bore you with, but this week I came across CD copies of the first two albums by The Sundays (check out the video of their 1989 debut single Can't Be Sure above). I'd forgotten how much I loved this band and just how enchanting Harriet Wheeler's soaring and beautifully otherworldy vocals really were.


Tuesday, January 20, 2009

 

Ever The Contrarian...

...I couldn't help recalling the following from P.J. O'Rourke's Parliament of Whores whilst watching today's beatification by media of Barak 'The One' Obama and seeing him deliver The Sermon on the Mount his inaugural address.
We treat the president of the United States with awe. We impute to him remarkable powers. We divine things by his smallest gestures. We believe he has the capacity to destroy the very earth, and – by vigorous perusal of sound economic policy - to make the land fruitful and all our endeavours prosperous. We beseech him for aid and comfort in our every distress and believe him capable of granting any boon or favour.
This type is recognisable to even a casual student of mythology. The president is not an ordinary politician trying to conduct the affairs of state as best he can. He is a divine priest-king. And we Americans worship our state avatar devoutly. That is, we do until he shows any sign of weakness. Sir James Frazer, in The Golden Bough, said:
Primitive peoples…believe that their safety and even that of the world is bound up with the life of one of these god-men…. Naturally, therefore they take great care of his life…. But no amount of care and precaution will prevent the man-god from growing old and feeble…. There is only one way of averting these dangers. The man-god must be killed.
Thus in our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails we hold an election and assassinate their character.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

 

Catching Up On My Reading.

One of the major benefits of going to bed sober during the week is that I can tackle reading material a little more intellectually demanding than Roger's Profanisaurus.
There are currently three weighty tomes residing on my bedside table, all of which I’ve owned for some time but have never been clear headed enough to be able to concentrate on; Sacred Causes: Religion and Politics from the European Dictators to Al Qaeda by Michael Burleigh, Gulag: A History of the Soviet Camps by Anne Applebaum and the one I’m halfway through at the moment, Scared to Death: From BSE to Global Warming: Why Scares are Costing Us the Earth by Christopher Booker & Richard North - which I'm finding absolutely fascinating.
Maybe I'll post reviews should I have the necessary surge of inspiration.

Friday, January 16, 2009

 

Clean Living Dom: An Update.

Technically I fell off the midweek wagon on Tuesday evening but, considering it was the funeral of yet another of the old crowd who has departed this world so prematurely and unnecessarily, I think I can be forgiven for dropping in to the wake and necking a couple of pints in his memory. Except for that we’re at the end of week two of my new responsible drinking regimen.
I can’t believe how much money I’m saving – or rather how much money I’m not spending!


 

Hats Off To Sully!

Chesley B. 'Sully' Sullenberger III, you Da Man! What an awesome - not to mention heroic - example of the pilot's craft (it certainly puts my efforts in IL-2 into perspective).
I was also most amused to read the following comment on the incident on the Samizdata blog.

Actually, it wasn't really a plane. It was a missile, surrounded by a hologram to look like a plane. Those people on the news - they're all actors. Don't you find it suspicious that there are so many Jews there?
Also, if you look at the pictures in the water, it's not a real plane. It clearly has missing ailerons from the wing so COULD NOT POSSIBLY HAVE FLOWN. And there's no way emergency services could have been there so quickly - they must have known.
This was done to, erm, not sure why but someone will think of something...


Friday, January 09, 2009

 

What A Good Boy Am I.

I’m pleased to say that I came through the first week of the first part of my stop drinking (to excess) strategy with flying colours. Today marks the longest I’ve voluntarily abstained from alcohol since…
since…
…well, since as long as I can remember.
The first part of the strategy is to cut the booze out on school nights and, like I said, I’ve thus far managed it no trouble at all. The second is to bring Friday nights into the equation - but not this Friday, I’m kicking that stage off next week.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

 

Giving Myself A Little Treat.

Something I really, really miss about Sheffield is being spoiled for choice when it comes to quality ethnic food. In Lincoln you cannot get a decent Indian take out (or a pizza) for love nor money.
This afternoon/evening I happened to find myself in Sheffield and, after doing the customary circuit of my old stomping grounds and having the accompanying bout of melancholic yearning, I called in at one of my favourite take aways, picked up a 'Saturday Usual' and duly stuffed my face.
I was pleasantly surprised to discover that the proprietor remembered me after close on five years - even if he did tell me I'd put on a lot of weight since then.

 

To Answer Your Question...

...my Mansfield based (?) visitor who spent 8 hours 48 mins & 6 secs online today and who broke off at 21:55 to punch 'does dom bescoby masterbate (sic) furiously', into Google, it rather depends on what my motivation is.

 

Just A Quickie...

I’ve done some fine tuning of Unfinished Business Part 2 and have also stuck in an extra 300 or so word section towards the end which provides additional context for some of my more venomous outpourings and hopefully makes me appear slightly less of a swivel-eyed misogynist*.
Apart from that this hasn’t really been a productive week as I’m doing my level best to keep to my New Year Resolution which has resulted in me being fidgety as hell, has played havoc with my sleep patterns and has also left me unable to concentrate (although I’m told that passes after a few days). If you’re very lucky boys and girls I’ll fill you in with the details on Friday night by which time I’ll be a week into my new clean-living regimen.
*Mind you, considering that 'misogynist', like 'racist', is one of those words that has been redefined through semantic abuse and, when used in the adjective sense, now means 'that which is strongly disapproved of by Guardian readers', I don't exactly lose a great deal of sleep fretting about it.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

 

Bittersweet Memories.



When I was aged two/three I lived for a year in a village in Northumberland called Allendale and have held several vivid images of the place in my mind ever since. I remember what the house looked like; I remember my old man taking me paddling in a stony bedded river near a ford (doubtless the Health & Safety Gestapo would swoon with horror at such a thing these days); I remember a place that sold agricultural machinery and had several combine harvesters parked out front and I remember my old man taking me into the village on the crossbar of his pushbike and passing a stone cross by the side of the road.
Between the spring and late autumn of 2003 I was in that part of the country (Whitley Bay to be precise) on a regular basis and had every intention of moving there permanently as soon as it was practical. But alas, it was not to be (a-fucking-gain).
One Sunday afternoon my reason for being there and I drove out to Allendale and had lunch in a local pub where I discovered from talking to the locals that the agricultural equipment dealership had gone out of business sometime in the Eighties.
However, even if I do say so myself and as the above pictures attest, I have a phenomenal memory and by the time we headed for home that evening I'd located everything else.

Archives

July 2006   August 2006   September 2006   October 2006   November 2006   December 2006   January 2007   February 2007   March 2007   April 2007   May 2007   June 2007   July 2007   August 2007   September 2007   October 2007   November 2007   December 2007   January 2008   February 2008   March 2008   April 2008   May 2008   June 2008   July 2008   August 2008   September 2008   October 2008   November 2008   December 2008   January 2009   February 2009   March 2009   April 2009   May 2009   June 2009   July 2009   August 2009  

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?