Dom's Rambles

I was saddened to hear that P J O'Rourke, by far my favourite contemporary writer and one whose style I embarrass myself by trying so desperately to mimic, was recently diagnosed with cancer of the colon. Thankfully though, he has an excellent prognosis and here's wishing him a full and speedy recovery.
I was also relieved to find him in good spirits.

I have, of all the inglorious things, a malignant hemorrhoid. What color bracelet does one wear for that? And where does one wear it? And what slogan is apropos? Perhaps that slogan can be sewn in needlepoint around the ruffle on a cover for my embarrassing little doughnut buttocks pillow.

posted by Dom  # 8:08 PM