Dom's Rambles

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Monday, September 15, 2008

 

"Jump, you fucker jump..."

Thanks to this clown I spent the better part of two fucking hours stuck in traffic this afternoon. By the time the I was home and had unwound enough to attempt some writing it was half past bastarding nine.
Next time I'll come up there and throw you off myself you pathetic, attention seeking twat.

Comments:
is this the usual bridge for this activity in Lincoln, on the ring road (A15/46) thing with the samaritan signs on??? some fucker even rang my bird for a lift up there with the blues and two's on so they could jump!!!oh well... did the fucker jump???? you don't need to check your stats, this post is courtesy of me
 
No it isn’t, the bridge in question is the Broadgate pedestrian overpass near the bus station. The Burton Road bypass bridge is only used by people who actually are suicidal as it’s out of the way, meaning that no one is going to try and stop them. More importantly, a fall from that height is almost certain to be fatal and in the unlikely event of surviving it, having a vehicle travelling at 70+ mph ploughing into you would definitely finish the job.
Attention seeking wankers, with no desire to commit suicide whatsoever, than will use the Broadgate footbridge for their stunt as it’s right in the middle of the city centre – meaning the potential audience is much larger – and it’s not really all that high so the most they’re likely to do should they (accidentally) fall is to break a limb or two.
And no, the fucker didn’t jump nor did he receive a good hoofing, the bill for the police and emergency services time that he wasted – not to mention compensating the thousands of people he inconvenienced by such a moronic and supremely selfish gesture – and he definitely didn’t get told to go home and write some fucking teen angst poetry if he thinks being 19 is so awful. Moreover, I understand that he is currently being ministered to by every professional bleeding-heart and sanctimonious, goatee-stroking welfare pimp the city’s social service departments can mobilise.
And guess who gets to pay for that?
 
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